she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
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you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
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there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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