So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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