my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
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i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
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You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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