i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
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i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
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Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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