i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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