shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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