I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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