Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
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Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
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you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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