I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
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Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
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It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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