he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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