The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
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Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
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I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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