Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I believe in your delicious
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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