She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
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it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
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i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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