we're chasing vodka with high fives
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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