if you like me you must not know who I am
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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