all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
We need a shit load of segways right now
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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