It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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