i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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