Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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