Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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