We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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