he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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