I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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