I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
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happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
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My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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