I'm drive I can fine osifer
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
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I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
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I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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