Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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