There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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