i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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