The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I need help removing her.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
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