Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
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We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
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Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
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Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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