you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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