Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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