Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
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I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
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Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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