I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
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I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
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$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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