guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
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So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
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Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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