I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
