The brown eye won't let me do that either.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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