I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I'm really busy with my period
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