so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Randomize
