That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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