Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
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I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
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There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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