Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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