He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
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we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
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Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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