I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
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Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
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Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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