Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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