Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
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He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
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We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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