You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
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Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Naked. naked and bneed help.
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I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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