but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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