fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
What did we do last night that was yellow?
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Randomize
