the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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