Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
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Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
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She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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