Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
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you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
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He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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