Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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