And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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