I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
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Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
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I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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